Balls! Night one of the tour my guitar snapped at the Middle East in Boston. Huge bummer.
Night two we played in Syracuse, NY. at Funk N' Waffles and neighboring bars were hosting halloween celebrations. After our show, college students bellowed out of bars as we loaded our gear back into our van. Once we finished, we noticed our sound champion / tour manager Matt's bag missing. Apparently a college kid thought Matt's bag made a nice accessory to his costume and swiped it. If you live in Syracuse and see someone dressed like Matt... tackle them.
Night three I snapped another guitar by accident. Crap. 2 broken guitars in 3 shows.
ate this burger for breakfast this morning at Stella's outside of Omaha. We felt this esophagus shocker might spasm our bodies in the general direction of Colorado. Mine had beef, fried egg, bacon, mushrooms, swiss cheese, onions, jalapenos, tomato, and lettuce.
Speaking of meat spasms, meet Spam's cousin Goetta. We enjoyed some at the Anchor Grill in Covington, KY. the other night. CLICK THIS LINK TO DISCOVER WHAT THE HELL GOETTA IS
Anchor Bar is in Buffalo, NY. It opened in 1935 and it is where Teressa Bellissimo served the first chicken wing in 1964. They are now known to the rest of us dummies as Buffalo Wings. Thank you Teressa. We consumed these wings and then dropped heavy anchors.
This Nintendo controller soap bar is as random as this blog post. Who needs chronological order? I'm delirious. Goodnight kids.


